And the winner is....

DANIELLE!!!!

Congratulations for your 100% accurate description of the issue. Since you guessed exactly right, there's no need to keep playing. Please move out of my headspace. You're evicted. Goodbye, forever.

My exact thought when I saw him this day was, "Is that a JESUS PIECE?"

Have mercy.

Closing thoughts:

1. The shirt is tacky but doesn't bother me so much. Style you can fix. State of mind, not so much.
   
2. I'm not sure where the towel came in, but it was New Orleans. Sweat happens.
   
3. You guys are the best for playing along, so how about a drink for EVERYONE? Say Memorial Day weekend? Details to come.

Where there's a Will, there's a weekend (and a prize for you)

So....I have a date Saturday. It's with HIM, the long, tall Texan. That dark, bittersweet chocolate blast from my humid Baton Rouge past is gonna be in town this weekend.

Maybe you've heard of him? No? Well, stick around, chickadees. I'll tell you all about him and us, then and now, after the date.

But here is the test of our friendship, my lovelies. Here is where we put the rubber to the road.

This picture is worth a thousand words. If you know me at all, this picture will tell you everything you need to know about why it never worked before.

Take a good, long look at it. If you can guess correctly what kept us apart, I'll buy you a drink. And I ain't kidding!

All set? Ready?! Go!



Contest closes Saturday at 8 p.m. (At the time our date begins.) Post your guess to the comments section.