4:03 p.m.

In my next life, I want to be an albino peacock. If that doesn't get me noticed, nothing will.

PETA is being run by the mentally impaired. They have asked Ben & Jerry's to use human breast milk, rather than cow's milk, in all its icecream products. It's true: www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

Cinnamon Mentos might just be the greatest food ever invented.